Cock-Sucking Penis-Leech

Why is a definition even needed. The name alone says it all(and more)

I think you can probably think up your own uses of it.

by Shakezilla2 October 17, 2004

squeegee headed penis leech

1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.

1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"

by Nofe Poe May 30, 2005

geek leech

whenever you're offered drugs by somebody who is already high on said drug.

Never geek leech when a tuned geeker approaches you with Lean

by wonkset November 02, 2021

energy leech

Anyone over fifty that likes to be near young people simply to draw off their youthful energy.

Captain McCloskey that same old guy has been walking around the playground for over an hour now; should I ask him a few questions? No, he's harmless corporal, just an energy leech.

by corker January 30, 2010

pussy-leech

To use feminine prowess to force the way into a group or friendship or to get what is wanted

Brian: "Hey Jenna!"
Norman: "Man, everybody knows that Jenna's a fuckin' pussy-leech."
Jenna: "im standing right here"

by portaprat April 21, 2018

rot leech

A member of the opposite sex that is taking your attention away from important video game activities.

Alec’s missing out on a quality rot with the boys because a new rot leech is monopolizing his time.

by Spolt1o5 February 06, 2019

leech and scoot

visually known as a shittalking gnome with green hair and a tedency to rally up his BROR.

you would leech and scoot ..

by honchh July 26, 2018