An old man that often spends his time in his condo. He often goes outside and angrily yells at the neighborhood kids for the hell of it, and his hairline has receded past the top of his head. He also occasionally fakes seizures to try and get insurance money (it always fails), and is overall a bitter old man to have to deal with.
Jack: Hey, did you hear that Old Harold is in the hospital again?
Dmitri: Oh, he's just trying to get insurance money again.
Dmitri: Oh, he's just trying to get insurance money again.
by ChuckChuckGoof August 1, 2025
Get the Old Haroldmug. A lifestyle of a family that’s bond cannot be broken, a group guys with a unbreakable friendship, the friend group that everyone wants into
I wanna become 1 of the Harolds
by Tyrone 12220 January 26, 2022
Get the Haroldsmug. Very quiet and calculative person overthinks the simplest of things and an ambivert that can control their emotion with great proficiency to hide weakness
by Envixmh2 May 20, 2023
Get the mark haroldmug. The Haroldreligion. We worship our lord and savior Harold and tuck him into bed and read our god bedtime stories. come join us to praise the ninja man, amen
by Victor Sane January 6, 2022
Get the Haroldismmug. Someone who would get a tattoo that says “fuck the police” if it would gain him acceptance from black people
by badboyzoed February 29, 2024
Get the Harold Patrickmug. 
If your name is Harold you are really smart. You have 1 or 2 close friends you are close to and there will always be that one guy who wants to beat the fuck out of you, but you have a good personality and a strange charm.
by Rocksolidsock December 2, 2021
Get the Haroldmug.