Boulder Shoulder

It's tragic.

You: Hey doc I think I have BOULDER SHOULDER
Doc: What's boulder shoulder?
You: It's tragic

by ToXiC-S May 23, 2020

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BOULDER

A BADASS GUY from Athens, Greece..Renamed APOLLO..for Apolonaris Greek Mythology..Because he can probably Destroy peoples that victimized him in HUNTIONGTON BEACH, CALIFORNIA..where Sandra Bullock has a house. His Greek Ancestors were the Best of THE BEST GLADIATORS in ROME. HIs Mother is Sempepos an Attorney ..his sister is a computer Savant and his Papa WAS a very educated Proffessor educated in Athens GREECE. HE is ONE Of THE BEST SURFERS IN THE WORLD..Can Race Cars ,,Motorcycles..Skateboard..Play The Bongo drums..A self-taught Musician. One of The Smartest and strongest Men on The Planet Earth.. !! Loved By CA LOTTERY Winner of CHICO, CALIUFORNIA; ANGELA MARIE JARAMILLO SLAVEN HOLLYWOOD..!! He HAS been friends with The ONASSIS" And EVEN Been ON THeir YACHT while growing up in Athens, GREECE..LOVED BY MANY..FEARED BY SOME WHOM HAVE DONE HIM WRONG : TO CONCLUDE ; " DON'T MESS WITH BOULDER !!!"

Boulder was "Used To Fight For BET'$ While Incarcerated In THE CALIFORNIA PRISON SYSTEM..A.K.A. " THE MYSTERIOUS CITY":..HE Is KIND..SMART..FUN-LOVING AND LOVES TO HAVE ANGELA SHAVE HIS BODY HAIR OFF PRIOR TO HIS PROFESSIONAL SURFING EVENTS AROUND THE WORLD..ESPECIALLY IN HUNTINGTON, BEACH, CALIFORNIA..!! WATCH OUT FOR "APOLLANARIS..HE CAN KICK-ASS IN All THAT HE SETS HIS MIND TO..!! SO.."DON'T FUCK WITH "APOLLO"..!!!

by AngelicaFeatherwood September 18, 2020

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Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler

On a hot day, when sweat has accumulated down your ass crack, you drop your pants slightly and have someone blow air straight down your cheeks causing an evaporative cooler effect resulting an immediate drop in body temperature.

Tom was getting close to having a heat stroke so he had Tammy hook him up with a Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler to cool him off.

by John Baggins June 18, 2022

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Snow boulder

When you wait a week to cum and take pills for more seamen. You let our a huge load on her face. Then proceed to lick it off and kiss her.

You: you like to snow ball
Her: babe that was a snow Boulder

Baby I been wanting to snowball you.
Well get ready cause I'm a give you a snow boulder

by Wavylife May 29, 2022

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