spinning a golden thread

The act of evacuating urine from one's truncheon of love/cavern of wonders.

I was spinning a golden thread the other day when I realised I needed to curl one out too...

by Pystique February 17, 2010

too many sticky threads

When forum moderator stick too many threads, so that you have to scroll down to see new ones every time you visit forum. Sticky threads may have useless or obsolete informations, but moderators do not delete them.

Generally considered bad practice.

example 1:
user 1: please un-stiky these threads! They are old and have useless information.
user 1 banned from forums.

example 2: google "too many sticky threads!"

by name used whatever October 25, 2011

Lightening bug thread

a subject that can be used to control someone, as a killswitch for undesirable behavior. it is somewhat synonymous with blackmail, extortion, etc.. derived from the act of tying a Lightening bug (the southern term for Firefly) to a thread, so that it can be jerked around in the air, like a dog on a leash.

my friend told me one of his take-it-to-the-grave secrets, so I told him one of mine, as a lightening bug thread.

by non-redneck in the south March 10, 2007

shit thread lock and b&

The appropriate response to a forum/message board topic thread that is of no use to anything. It consists of no content worthy of reading, teal deers, and self pictures that make you want to throw acid in your eyes. Also, in general the OP is a giant faggot.

OP: "Hey guiz, post what Urban Dictionary Says about your name! Come on, it will be fun!"
Response: "Shit thread lock and b&"

by David D Davidson Jr. July 15, 2010

self care thread girl

that girl who makes threads on insta and that either counts as a career or she knows about "selfcare" because she posts on the selfcare account like what, twice a month?

"Oh mY gOd fOlLoW mY sElF CarE acCoUnT" tiffany said

"bro, she is a self care thread girl" dan said.

by stantheVscogirls August 7, 2019

Boss Threads

Street talk for smart-casual clothes which look particularly nice on someone.

'They are some Boss Threads you have on today, dude'

by Unlimited_Boldness November 1, 2016

thread being

anyone who posts to a thread; especially perpetually

"I want to thank all of you fellow thread beings for posting in this thread."

by LivingDog July 29, 2007