Stretch the rubber band

This happens when you are having sex with a girl doggy style. You take one of your thumbs and rub her butthole until you loosen it up to penetrate her butthole with your thumb. Once you get her butthole looser then you insert your other thumb. So at this time you have both thumbs inserted into her butthole and you pull your thumbs in a east/west direction and stretch her butthole out. Now you have successfully stretched the rubber band.
Man last night I was having sex with ole girl and she let me stretch the rubber band!
by Heath "Rubber Band Man" April 9, 2013
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stretch your neck

The act of moving your neck in a direction usually to get a better look at something. Also sometimes used as a cheat code in the Google dinosaur game.
Person A: Can you see what going on over there?
Person B: No, but you should stretch your neck and see.
by Sup532 January 2, 2018
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half a stretch away

The distance of onehalf of a city block.
yo,man! we already made half a stretch away tryin' to find those guys! Let's go home!
by William Warney July 7, 2009
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stretching your tackle

means chilling, coolin or just hanging/lounging around...
- "Word up, bro?"
- "Not much.. I'm just stretching my tackle here at my pad.."
by PurePlayaz June 7, 2005
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stretched out whore

A woman whose pussy has been pounded so much that fucking her would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
I finally got to nail Cathy the other night. I never knew what a stretched out whore she was, cause her beef curtains were hanging down to the ground.
by Mike -Hunt January 11, 2008
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stretch top hat

The act of intercourse using a condom. Upon completion of ejaculation into the condom, the male takes the comdo filled with sperm and stretches it over the female counterparts head. The female then blows air into the condom with her nose until it pops.
I gave Rachel a stretch top hat last night and when it popped, my jizz was all over her hair.
by brentstopher February 5, 2008
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To spread your legs in such a way that your nutsack will separate from your inner thigh.
"Aw man, are you stretching your Cornucopia?"
by Griff Law April 6, 2015
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