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guff munch

a person/being that consumes and digests methane gas (guffs/farts) commonly for pleasure and joy. guff munchs scran guffs typically as the guffer walks away or isnt looking by open mouth inhaling them so they can get a full taste.
"see that girl ava she is a guff munch she likes wet ones"
by cal.lancey April 9, 2023
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munch pants

when someone’s arse cheeks are munching on their pants. worst when you get out of a pool or the sea.
damo: oi look that lad over there’s got munch pants
sophia: ah state of him
by beansbeansbeans July 9, 2020
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whore munch

One who is a nay sayer, does not agree with common opinion, or the action of munching on whores
by Mike Gilbertson February 21, 2008
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Munch Brain

The act of munching food while being stoned to the point of appearing like a zombie. The smoker's craving for food is at the same level zombies crave human brains.
Dude, I was so blazed at Taco Bell I blew $20 to munch brain.
by Dort32 December 8, 2010
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pork munch

the process of eating a fat girl's vagina out.
I gave Katie a pork munch because her vagina was so fat.
by J Infinity December 16, 2008
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donkey munch

An elaboration on the sexual maneuvre of Donkey Punch involving another girl who is having oral sex performed on her by the victim of the donkey punch. The donkey punch should be forcefull enough to get a vaguely amusing reaction out of the "munched" (oral receiving) partner.

To add to the donkey aspect, stick a carrot in somewhere. Why not, you twisted people.
Upset girl: That bastard punched her in the back of the head while she was going down on me!

Compassionate friend: Hah! You got donkey munched!
by Chilv July 21, 2006
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snuff munche

a vagina job were you stick your nose up her pussy a sneeze or snort rapididly please note sneezing does not give std's
jane snuff munches ally and her vagina flaps alot and makes farting noises
by vagina fun in the sun August 23, 2003
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