Cock-Sucking Penis-Leech

Why is a definition even needed. The name alone says it all(and more)

I think you can probably think up your own uses of it.

by Shakezilla2 October 17, 2004

squeegee headed penis leech

1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.

1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"

by Nofe Poe June 5, 2005

leech

A fake friend, who is in a single sided relationship. They suck up all your energy and cling on to you like you’re the messiah. They call and text 2957261 times a day and if you don’t pick up or reply they get very upset. They suck all the energy out of you until you have nothing left to give and you need therapy.

She was such a leech that at the end I had nothing left to give.

by YoYoMom February 22, 2020

Jocelyn leech

a girl who sucks balls!

that girl over there looks like a jocelyn leech.

by werwee July 11, 2021

Leeching

Eating a girl out when she's on her period

I was leeching her last night.
I leeched her last night, it wasn't that bad.
I don't care I'm going to leech her

by Last_Top_Hat May 21, 2024

Leech-Sack

When your scrote gets warm and sticky, adheres to your thigh, and won't peel off without being manually pulled away, like having a thirsty leech on your leg.

Dude, this warm weather is giving me a serious case of leech-sack.

by Therealdingleberryjerry June 4, 2018

Leech

A person who lacks any talent, creativity or intelligence of their own and therefore passes off the genuine creativity of others as their own. This person often can not even fathom the nature of the source of the initial creation and is a general flake.

That leech posted their special today and it looked surprisingly familiar. Can’t they think of anything themselves?

by Doubtfulenthusiast November 4, 2019