network hobbit

someone of minimal beauty and looks that tries to social climb through extreme exuberance and physical contact.
Eve was air kissing Anne galore, she is such a network hobbit.

Clyde was working the whole room, he's such a network hobbit.
by DStar75 February 16, 2011
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Culture Hobbit

A person, whom do to self-imposed isolation of cultures, is unable to adapt or appreciate the differences between thier cultures and the rest of the world.
A: "This state is raw!"
B: "That's called medium-rare, you Culture Hobbit"
by TommyCuffs February 17, 2023
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hobbition

A place were the hobbits live and farm, there smoke (weed). thats what it is
"the hobbits are in the field gettin fried in hobbition
by frodo the great January 12, 2009
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Helsinki hobbit

someone born and raised in Helsinki, the smallest of metropolis, someone who plans to stay there and study at the University of Helsinki or continue into the proletariat without studying, making only short trips abroad or up north, nevertheless never leaving the Shire
yo check out those Helsinki hobbits coming back from Tallinn with 16 cases of beer
by Lyffeoverfyffe March 25, 2025
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hobbit helper

A one to two foot ladder to assist on reaching objects to high for a vertically challenged individual.
Can I use the hobbit helper to reach the cupboard because I'm to short
by Gabecali1488 November 16, 2023
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hobbit jock

An extremely short person, who is very annoying but amazing at sports and thinks the ladies want him just because he is good at sports. He also rides a hobbit pocket
Dude Braden is such a hobbit jock, he thinks everyone is all over him. And he is sooooo annoying
by Wooloke April 07, 2015
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