dilf

a dilf is a hot older guy who usually have kids

harry styles is a dilf!!

by horny brunette March 17, 2021

DILF

DILF is an acronym for "Dad I'd Like to Fuck". This refers to a sexually attractive older guy who usually has kids. (Hence the "dad" part).

Sorren: Bro your dad is a total DILF!

Teyare: W- what?

Sorren: Dad I'd Like to Fuck.

Teyare: Don't say that!

Sorren: I'm not kidding! If he wasn't your dad I would TOTALLY screw him!

by WiltedRose February 17, 2020

DILF

Johnny Depp

Jennifer:Johnny Depp is so....UGHJSBDJJDJXBD!!!
Megan: DILF, Jennifer, he's a whole DILF and a half.

by Johnny Dilf May 29, 2022

dilf

chris perez, guitarist of los dinos, selena’s husband, and cute

man, chris perez is a real dilf, the things i’d let him do

by chris_perez_lover69 May 24, 2021

dilf

embodiment of oscar isaac in scenes from a marriage

hey I'm in need of a dilf

oscar isaac in scenes from a marriage?

yes exactly!

by lokistrqnge May 10, 2022

DILF

Mr Ping, Po’s dad from Kung Fu Panda.

Person 1: Mr Ping would make a great leader of communist China
Person 2: Yeah, he’s a total DILF

by Glebcon June 25, 2020

Dilf

a dad you'd like to fuck

Spirit Albarn from Soul Eater is very much a dilf

by iloveanimemen32 March 17, 2021