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canadian service

An especially polite blowjob where the blower's mouth is full of maple syrup.
Dude did you hear about Nick? He got the Canadian service from Ashley after the party yesterday. They made a sticky mess in the kitchen.
by shrike92 October 21, 2015
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Canadian Rager

“the result of being punched in the dick enough times to induce a hardon”
"wow, Johnny's girl has it out for him for leaving the dishes out....he got bagged in the dill so many times he's sporting a Canadian Rager"
by canadianrager January 19, 2015
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Canadian Squirter

(noun). n.: A proper mixture of Squirt soda and Canadian Club Whiskey. Served over ice. Originated by Michael Sumrow.
"The best NHL play-off drink is a constant flow of Canadian Squirters!!"

"Mike gave me 2 tall Canadian Squirters last night and let me tell you NO ONE does it like Mike!"
by Samazon September 23, 2012
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Canadian Scarf

Winter's coming so I'll grow a canadian scarf to keep the face warm.
by bigchram November 13, 2009
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canadian peso

Slang for the Canadian dollar during the nineties when it was substantially devalued relative to the American dollar. The Mexican peso was also substantially reduced in value during this time, hence the connection. The phrase is less commonly heard in recent times, as the Canadian and American currencies have been nearly at par.
How much is that in Canadian Pesos?
by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv October 6, 2006
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Canadian Guacamole

The act of jizzing in a bowl and proceeding to ruse a girl into thinking it is chip dip.

Canadian because unlike the traditional guacamole it is white like snow.
I was mad at my girlfriend so I decided to feed her some Canadian Guacamole
by KCJD November 17, 2013
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canadian midnight

Joe: last night I was out forever!
Friend: how late?
Joe: 9:30pm
Friend: ah, a Canadian midnight!
by canadian_blues October 25, 2018
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