Callum Haughey

Miranda sings stunt double who makes vile teas and sells art on the sideline for 7 figures.

Also makes average tiktoks.

"Have you heard of Callum Haughey ?"

"Yes, his licence to make tea was revoked"

by Becky Slay Queen January 29, 2023

Callum C

50% Chlorine

"Callum C stinks like chlorine"

by Chef_Curry3000000 August 16, 2023

Callum Darke

Your mother’s favourite music producer

Callum Darke = Best Music Producer

by Callum Darke December 19, 2021

Callum moloney

Callum moloney (aka moloney) is a pikey who’s house goes 50 down the motor way. His house has tires, a steering wheel and a hand break. Moloney’s nanny fell out the window and she lives in dun laoghaire with the council rats

County council lawyer ‘ wasn’t Callum moloney meant to be evicted’
Dlr man ‘ they drove away

by Facts 11 April 7, 2022

Callum Kirk

Callum Kirk is a great friend, funny, good looking skater. He is sweet and will all ways be there for you, Jokes he's a 14year old boy who that thinks he can have any lass he wants and when ever he wants her, he's cocky and always has to be right. He's a cheating lying scum bag who should learn to keep it in his pants!

Wow look at that chino fag getting regected yet again... He's such a callum kirk!

by shazannonnn February 24, 2012

Callum deighton

A Chinese looking ugly fuck who is a pedi and likes to rape 12 yr olds

Ewwww man stop being Callum deighton

by Nelution November 24, 2019

Callum Church

A different type of turd which wont flush, a much more difficult one to flush!

Person 1 - Wuu2?
Person 2 - This damn callum church won't flush!

by giggidypopdoodleman December 5, 2010