brotherhood of zippers

I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

A: Brotherhood of zippers
B: I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

by A guy who like kaif April 29, 2022

pants zipper

a dude with a penis so small you mistaken it for his pants zipper

Girl 1: Sooo how was last night ??😏😏😏
Girl 2: Big disappointment, his dick was so small I thought it was his pants zipper I was pulling 😒😒😒

by leaf shinobi August 05, 2019

slippery zipper

1: an unfaithful man (boyfriend/husband) i.e.- My husband is a slippery zipper.

2: to be sexually active (multiple partners) i.e.- that man whore has a slippery zipper.

1: When my husband drinks, he becomes one slippery zipper.

2: " I do not like that club. There are too many slippery zippers there.

by gusnado August 15, 2012

zipper cop

A married police officer who cheats on his wife

I know of at least 5 zipper cops in my time.

by NoMoneyNoBunny December 29, 2024

Foot zipper

The act of running ones thumb up another persons foot bottom thus a zipper motion.

Dat girls tootsies was hanging out the covers so I foot zippered her when I went to get a beer.

by Rusty felcher June 03, 2018

Zipper Puller

Major faggot whomst’ve likes to pull on the zippers on your back pack so he can gain sexual climax. He also likes Hitler and has secret stashes of dried cum stored in his school locker.

“I hate those filthy Zipper Pullers.”

by christian pryor likes children May 16, 2018

Zipper

An informal word for young children originating from Western Australia. Can also be used as Zip, Zips, Zippers or Zippo

"Oi mate how about you come over for a barbie next week"
"Sounds good, I'll bring the little zippers"

by Vlad-chungus November 06, 2022