Zak Dancy is a drug fiend male who regularly participated in ‘mishuns’ to fuel king level doses of marijuana. Zak Dancy is considered the best player on the popular video game 𝘾𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙊𝙛 𝘿𝙪𝙩𝙮 where he smokes both joints and opponents. Zak Dancy’s usually are heard from their lyrical talent in rap and often gets mistaken for famous rapper Eminem.
Luke: “dude I just got smoked on 𝘾𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙊𝙛 𝘿𝙪𝙩𝙮 !”
Tom: “wow! You got beaten by 𝗭𝗮𝗸 𝗗𝗮𝗻𝗰𝘆! He’s cracked bro”
(Example2)
Luke: “bruh it dead ass smells of green in here”
Tom: “yo dude, Zak Dancy must be close by!”
Tom: “wow! You got beaten by 𝗭𝗮𝗸 𝗗𝗮𝗻𝗰𝘆! He’s cracked bro”
(Example2)
Luke: “bruh it dead ass smells of green in here”
Tom: “yo dude, Zak Dancy must be close by!”
by M4D15ONDC15 August 11, 2021
A thot that can never leave the house and is always begging said to give him rides. type of somali kid u would never want to hang with has cameras watching him from all angles
“oh shit look that’s a zak isse mufuckin goof”
“bro if i was a zak isse i would feel sick asf like godamn"
“bro if i was a zak isse i would feel sick asf like godamn"
by Kamal... July 19, 2019
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Will fuck your girlfriend in your twenties and your wife later in life. Give up any women chasing you ever have because ZK is gonna slamming Salmon her. If you think this man has a Bionic Femur; it is nothing compared to his Cock.
Smarter than you, richer than you, can fuck better than you. Give up and let’s fucking party.
Smarter than you, richer than you, can fuck better than you. Give up and let’s fucking party.
by Hung1 May 04, 2018
Zak Perry-Armitage is a retard who had a meltdown because some kids wouldn’t let him look at them or grope them naked.
by 68356665868683058667838856 June 11, 2022
I want Zak Spooner to be the love of my life
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