your mom

your mom is the best joke ever. you can use it always as a defense, no matter what argument you're in.

Example 1:
Teacher: "Sarah, why are you late to class?"
Sarah: "Oh I'm sorry sir, I was fucking your mom"

Example 2:
Nina: "Ew, you look like a lesbian!"
Sophie: "LMFAO, have you ever looked at your mom?!"

by nobody cares about you <3 July 12, 2022

your mom

is very gay

your mom is gay

by whore lol June 12, 2019

your mom

a joke my friend mason thinks is funny

"Hey i banged your mom last night" fuckin rerard

by Mason Morris January 28, 2020

your mom

cheese is made from milk.
it's good.
just like your mom-

a kid named Liam: cheese is good.
me: just like your mom!
him:..... but why though?
me: idk, because your mom is good?
him: *huge sigh*

by thatonepersonwholikesyourmom:) March 9, 2022

Your mom

The "thing" that gets made fun of every 10 minutes.

You know who is "......"? Your mom!

by Real_Big_Cheese September 7, 2016

your mom

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by yeeteryeets2006 May 20, 2019

Your mom

The person who brought you into this god forsaken world through a ... Ummmm.... ''process''

I can't believe that your mom would do this to you

by Mourice October 19, 2019