Womb Landlord

You rent the womb for 9 months without paying a single bill.

My mom is a cunt, she is just a womb landlord.

by FancyNancy3111 November 27, 2020

Womb womb

#womb womb is a word to mimic the cry sound
its used by people to say "cry about it"

Jessie:omg! i dont think thats fair i should've have won the price
jake:#womb womb

by yourFellowSTAY March 26, 2024

womb wettin

The act of inseminating a woman during sex. A creampie, especially a large creampie.

Adam Jones: I went womb wettin last night on accident, while fucking Chelsey Wyant

Joe Smith: You better hope she doesn’t get pregnant bro

by Perry P. Pounder May 2, 2021

Wombing It

The sexual acronym stands for Washing Out My Buttcrack and is used when your partner is boutta go down on you and for once you feel generous enough to wash it so she doesnt get a dinkleberry on her lip

Person 1:”Ay bro why the fuck you takin so long in the bathroom?!”
Person 2:”Fuck you dogg im in here wombing it!”
Person 1:”Thats fuckin right fool,RESPECT!”

by Tinwaysthedisgrace May 17, 2022

womb canoe

(n) a penis

I pleasured her for seconds with my womb canoe.

by Fwerp December 10, 2020

womb ranger

Mom who can't let go, maintains a Stalin-like rule upon all things that have exited from her womb.

Going underground, my mom has gone all Womb Ranger on me and is screening my texts.

by Julie the Wife July 29, 2012

Pussy and womb torture

Similar to “cock and ball torture”, but for women. PWT is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the vagina or womb.

“Tbf I have a thing where I really really love when my stomach area and lower is pushed down, because my muscles wanna contract but can't. I don't like getting punched there though, but my lower ribs YES bc it doubles as choking.”

- Amber

“PWT. That’s pussy and womb torture.”

by Perma-Sensei 0///0💢 June 20, 2024