The act of shaving your pubic hair before intercourse with a heavyset person, ejaculating on their face. Then, using the cum as glue, sticking the pubic hair onto their face.
Hey dude, you see that chick over there? I heard Bobby gave her a Chubby Wombat the other night. You can still see some of the hair!
by ObiWanCannoli April 10, 2025
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Get the woolly wombat mug.by da boisssss123 May 11, 2020
Get the wombat booty mug.A WOMbat is a noun given to a male who typically chooses his female love interests company over his friends.
by Madi 13 October 12, 2019
Get the WOMbat mug.Dirty, nasty, long hair that when underwater spreads out on both sides of the head like small wings. Normally a male's hair but could be a female's as well.
Patrick: "Curran's hair is so gross, just check out how it wombat wings."
Andy: "I know, he needs to cut that puppy down."
Andy: "I know, he needs to cut that puppy down."
by Broskiii December 3, 2009
Get the wombat wings mug.Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.
*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".
by oldmate694life March 7, 2023
Get the he could talk the dick off a wombat mug.A german alternative for "having sex". The word wombat refers to the female genitals with a lot of pubic hair. Salt is the equivalent for semen.
I think i will get lucky tonight and be able to salt the wombat!
I met your sister yesterday and salted the wombat!
I met your sister yesterday and salted the wombat!
by CmdBanana June 10, 2024
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