Emergency Ketchup

The small and very handy Heinz Dip N' Squeeze Packets of ketchup from Chick-fil-a. Could save your life one day. The term was first coined in Georgia by high school students, now used primarily in the southeast.

Garrett: Hey Josh, thanks for coming out on this trip into the desert on a low tank of gas with me.
Josh: No problem.

*Car runs out of gas*

Garrett: Oh God! What do we do?!
Josh: Don't worry, I brought emergency ketchup!
Garrett:Fight to the death douchebag!!
*They proceed to fight and Josh emerges victorious and survives thanks to his emergency ketchup*

by TheWinnerOfTheBattle July 5, 2011

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Ketchup Packets

In Business or in real life .. when people can’t tackle the real issue they focus on the smallest non issue to take away their anxiety of not addressing the real issue

Moe just couldn’t come to terms with the man going to shut down his restaurant. Every day he is riding me on not throwing away but re using ketchup packets. WTF bro!!!

by Oneyed3dguy June 20, 2021

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Canadian Ketchup

Maple syrup.

Pass the syrup eh......you mean the Canadian ketchup eh?

by Panhandlerjerker69 September 8, 2019

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Ketchup Cook

A person who cooks food so awful it must be doused in ketchup by the person forced to consume it in order to hide the actual taste.

Girl 1: I heard you got invited to Mary's dinner party and she is making pot roast.

Girl 2: Yeah I will totally have to eat before I go because she is a total ketchup cook.

by Murrey from Michigan December 18, 2010

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