"Wise Mystical Tree" originates from a meme from 2017, where a game ad quotes "aif you are over 25 years old and own a computer, this game is a must-have!" with the picture of a knight and a tree with a poorly edited face appears.
by Kaorivec October 16, 2022
its a wise mystical fucking tree. Are you over 25 and own a computer? if so than why the fuck are you wondering what it is
by 23kgoldn October 13, 2022
by 🤦🏾♂️🔫😍 October 10, 2022
A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.
Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!
by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011
by Old Wise Elf Meebop July 06, 2021
Someone who is an obsessive fanboy over the mob whether that be over the lives they lives or just mob movies
by Chemisfff May 11, 2023
Guy 1: How did Jon score so high on that math test? I know he didn’t study.
Guy 2: He “used his resources wisely.” He sat next to Kyle.
Guy 2: He “used his resources wisely.” He sat next to Kyle.
by AnonymousAligator June 11, 2022