by Tamarak February 4, 2018

Gymnast, kind, funny, private story name is “save Adam”, Mimi, Carson, has a dog named “phoebe”, called feebs for short
by Mysteruser May 26, 2020

Page's Gimp is commonly known as a person who will go to many lengths to look impressive, good, and worthy towards another person or group of higher social standing. This is usually due to their need to ascend in the ranks of their workplace, school, or society in general.
Tom: shall we go for a cigarette Saddam
Saddam: i've just had one but yes of course let me get mine
Nat (thinks to himself ): Saddam is such a Page's Gimp
Saddam: i've just had one but yes of course let me get mine
Nat (thinks to himself ): Saddam is such a Page's Gimp
by rizzzi5445 October 18, 2013

Uh oh, here comes the scorpio. Favorite color is green. Has a shirt with stripes. Doesn’t know where to find a white ferrari. Def a cat person. Supernova eyes. Can’t sing badly even if she tried. Perfect pitch duhhh. 25. Likes 1975. Fight on. Said “what the fuck” when I added her on snapchat. Likes chocolate. Favorite goatnut is chocolate with sprinkles. She’s kinda cool I guess.
by geeeeeeeeebs September 23, 2021

Amazon Goddess. Blond haired, blue eyed, smart-ass with high IQ. She is self efficient but likes to be taken care of, and will not take shit from any one. Loves sports and farts alot. She is your dream girl, but watch your back her psycho Dad and brothers are dangerous!
Careful with that girl, she is a total Brooklyn Page and if she doesn't come home happy neither will you!
by Krs13 August 3, 2016

A euphemism for the word "fuck" inspired by its placement on Page 290 of the Mueller Report, in which Trump says "This is the end of my presidency. I'm fucked."
Friend: "Hey man, you up for happy hour tonight?"
You: "Not tonight man, I need to work late. I have report due tomorrow morning and I'll be Page 290'd if it isn't in on time."
You: "Not tonight man, I need to work late. I have report due tomorrow morning and I'll be Page 290'd if it isn't in on time."
by Mr. Lumbergh April 20, 2019

A common occurence on facebook pages, where the thread is inexplicably turned sour by a DFB (drunk facebooker) or generally bitter person, usually resulting in the sudden end of an otherwise happy thread.
Oh man, it was about trees and butterflies, everyone was feelin' the love of the thread and happy postings 'til Suzie got drunk and pulled a Page Stain.
by bigolepuddytat July 7, 2010
