the what fuck 

Meaning what the fuck (or wtf), except expressing more confusion than usual.

Person 1: "Remember that one thing we did that one time with that one dude?"
Person 2: "The what fuck...?"

the what fuck by Mezalyth September 28, 2008

Fuck the What 

Extreme confusion, such as chance as something impossable happening really does happen. Also used as FTW

Casey: I was walking home today making whale noises with my V then the bottle liked.. EXPLODED!
Todd: Fuck the What?

Fuck the What by Todd Waters December 10, 2006

What the flaming flying fuck? 

1. An expression of total and utter disbelief or anger. Said when something happens that is as incredible as seeing two people fuck while on fire and flying.

2. What people usually say when you show them a shock site for the first time.

1. Doctor: I'm sorry Little Timmy, but it appears that your belief in Santa Claus has somehow given you a malignant tumor in the direct center of your penis.
Little Timmy: What the flaming flying fuck?!

2. Dan: Hey guys, check out this masochistic sex video!
Everyone but Ben and Kate: WHAT THE FLAMING FLYING FUCK?

What the flaming flying fuck? by bass turd October 30, 2010

Fuck the What? 

The opposite of "What the fuck?".

When someone replies in angry tone with What the fuck? You can reply with," Fuck the What?!! Mother Fucker!

Fuck the What? by DJHoffman April 9, 2007

what in the actual fuck

when something comepletly and idioticly unexpected happens and you dont know how to act about it

someone: (gets cancer, loses 3 of there 17 kidneys, gets AIDS, and eats 36 bats and 79 people in 5 sec's)

someone: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW

what in the actual fuck by Meme lord 6969420 November 5, 2020

Fuck the what??! 

When "What the fuck" is to fucked up.

Joe: Dude, did you hear about that soldier who shot all those other soldiers down in Texas?

Ben: Fuck the what??!

Fuck the what??! by fubsish November 5, 2009

what in the actual fucking fuck 

when something is so incredibly fucking stupid and shocking u are left speechless and fucking fuck says it all for u

“did u see brendon urie getting fingered in the kitchen?”

*sends pic*
“what in the actual fucking fuck is this”

what in the actual fucking fuck by some of yall fucking weird October 13, 2020