wally wednesday

The last Wednesday of the month when all the welfare, disability and pension cheques come in. A heyday for drug dealers.

"Hey whatcha up to today? Wanna chill?"
"No mang it's wally wednesday, my phone's going crazy"

by sallybrown95 March 7, 2014

wetboy wednesday

wetboy wednesday is whoever makes you the most wet, is your wetboy wednesday for that week

Brad is my wetboy wednesday

How do you know who makes it as a wetboy wednesday? check my pants ;)

by englishmuffinnn July 26, 2017

Weintraub Wednesday

the act of drinking until you black out on a school night

I can't wait till weintraub Wednesday this week, my 8am got cancelled

by Jerry slime October 14, 2019

Wednesday bitches

The type of women you might pick up at the bar on a Wednesday. Embarrassing but convenient. Similar to a ”Kansas City 10." Good, but only due to limited supply.

"Hey how was the bar last weekend?"
"Lame. Nothing but Wednesday bitches."

by ZZPlant September 1, 2019

Unnecessary Wednesday

When you go out on a Wednesday night and end up drinking way more than you intended and you discover that you just couldn't wait until Thirsty Thursday.

Last night was so much fun. I didn't mean for dinner to turn into four martinis and dancing until 1am. I forgot how much I love Unnecessary Wednesday.

by tn June 30, 2016

urban-wednesday

When you browse Urban Dictionary when bored on a wednesday.

Guy 1: Fuck, we need to go to math class.
Guy 2: Don't worry, it's urban-wednesday!

by cantmeltsteelbeams July 21, 2016

Smash Wednesday

When Valentine’s Day falls on Ash Wednesday and you have to have sex with ashes still on your forehead.

“Hey brah, it’s Smash Wednesday. Don’t forget to get your forehead dabbed before you pipe your girl.”

by Rusty Tyrone February 15, 2018