Trashed Wednesday

A holiday that occurs on the same day as "Ash Wednesday." The tradition is to drink throughout the entire day, starting before breakfast, and rub it in the faces of those people starting lent.

"James, are you drunk in my classroom?"

"It's ok, Mrs. Anderson. It's Trashed Wednesday!"

Liquor stores always look forward to Trashed Wednesday, since everyone buys huge amounts of alcohol in order to last themselves all day long.

by Bad Cheese February 15, 2010

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Wetsuit Wednesday

On the third Wednesday of each month, it is imperative that one dresses themselves in a wetsuit. This is a long-standing tradition, most likely dating back to 800 B.C.E, and holds great religious value.

“Wow, she really believes in Wetsuit Wednesday’s, she loves wearing her wetsuit.”

by wetsuitwomenforlyf April 17, 2022

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Wednesday bitches

The type of women you might pick up at the bar on a Wednesday. Embarrassing but convenient. Similar to a ”Kansas City 10." Good, but only due to limited supply.

"Hey how was the bar last weekend?"
"Lame. Nothing but Wednesday bitches."

by ZZPlant September 1, 2019

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Green Wednesday

Green Wednesday is the day before thanks giving and the Wednesday before Black Friday, it’s the day where all dispensaries give you deals and discounts and if they don’t, they suck.

I wonder what Green Wednesday deals they’re offering?!

by Weed deals May 27, 2021

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