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Pancake Wednesday 

when you have sex like wild animals at a hotel and then go to a serene setting like IHOP on a wednesday night to eat calm, flat, quiet pancakes.
-"What you doin after class, down for a pancake wednesday?"

-"sure, but I have to get gas first"

-"Sweet, i'll shave my pubes in the meantime."
Pancake Wednesday by Tyreek12333 October 1, 2010

Not on a wednesday 

A phrase used in the Aristocracy led by Lady Josephine, which refers to the awfulness of being mid-week. Often used as a phrase in which you express your dislike of anything mentioned, and how uncopeable it was.

Example: Girl 1: I just saw an orange woman with black hair wearing lime green.

Boy 2: Not on a wednesday!

That's so Wednesday

A variation of "That's so yesterday" or "That's so last week" meaning something is out of style or out of step with current trends.
"Oh my GOD! Did you see her purse? That's so Wednesday!! Totally lame!"

Wacky Weenie Wednesday 

The weeks most depressing day that can only be made better with a midweek fuck/blow.
It's Wacky Weenie Wednesday!
It's time to have some fun!
It's Wacky Weenie Wednesday!
You can only use your tongue!

Get Wasted Wednesday 

Get Wasted Wednesday happens every week. It is a perfect time to celebrate midweek with just two days remaining until the Weekend. Get a beer and forget about your problems.
A: "Ayo, I don't want another beer, it's Wednesday"
B: "No problem, it is a Get Wasted Wednesday! So you can have as many as you want!"
Get Wasted Wednesday by michaldabest December 25, 2022

blunt wednesday 

The act of being high ALL DAY on the day of wednesday. It splits up the week really well. Not a single minute of sobriety can be felt all day.
It's blunt wednesday!
Nice, let's pick up some dutches and get started.
blunt wednesday by mister June 18, 2005