by Josbrecht October 9, 2018

by junglejenga April 13, 2004

by Cripplehawk October 21, 2008

A term used to signify that something has gone well, often in a case where a lucky turn of events has gone in your favour.
Person 1: "Shit, I got in to a car accident today, but the person I hit was a hot chick and I ended up railing her"
Person 2: "Holy shit, Jesus walks"
Person 2: "Holy shit, Jesus walks"
by Teeth September 10, 2004

when a man is talking to a woman and another woman walks up, and spontaneously the two women walk much faster than the man is willing to walk. Associated closely with cock blocking, but only occurs while walking.
"God Damn bro, I was chatting up Suzy and we were totally clicking, but then Elen walked up and all the sudden both of them were fifty feet in front of me."
"that sucks man, Elen totally cock walked you. What a bitch"
"that sucks man, Elen totally cock walked you. What a bitch"
by john crowe ransom jr. October 24, 2011

To be cautious, and armed, when leaving your abode, due to local disputes that may end up in violence, mainly gunplay. Keeping a firearm handy just in case.
by JizzleLaFlare August 31, 2012

(verb) "beating around the bush", but with the intention of very gradually revealing something unpleasant; a roundabout, indirect approaching/avoidance of a difficult topic of conversation; (noun) a gradual revealing of some fact or opinion that one expects the listener not to want to hear
Megan: ...I had a great time that day I called at the last minute to break our date. I felt really free and relaxed. Suzy said I needed to do what was right for me..."
Guy: Stop slow walking me, Megan; are you breaking up with me?
Guy: Stop slow walking me, Megan; are you breaking up with me?
by Danstrom June 16, 2010
