Wonder drunk

Adjective. A derogatory term to describe someone who blind to reality. An underachiever, or miscreant who thinks they are better than everyone else. A person who virtue signals about trivial or fake moral dilemmas while living a less than virtuous life.

John told Jane she is a piece of shit for accepting a job in the oil industry, yet John, who drives a hybrid (his parents bought for him), has never worked a day in his life. John is clearly a wonder drunk loser.

by Missamybb8 April 24, 2019

dickless wonders

Singular. One who possesses the qualities of complete douchebaggary. Usually associated or aimed at pledges or GDI's.

Look at this pledge fuck he is acting like a dickless wonders.

Hey brother, this Sig Ep didn't finish his beer, what a dickless wonders.

by TXSIG January 13, 2009

stevie wonder

The head bob unknowingly performed by a person resisting falling asleep, normally caused by sever boredom. The head roll mimics the movements of the legendary musical performer.

Mike: Did you see Tim Stevie Wonder that lunch and learn?

Ryan: Yeah I can't believe he was able to fight off falling asleep for that long.

by jabronez July 26, 2010

Mr. Wonderful

The best friend/crush - The one that you are completely in love with but, it is complicated. EG. He is is good friends with your ex-boyfriend.

He is smart, funny, sweet and the nice guy you wished you met before you met your ex. You talk to him every night sometimes for hours. The time flies when ever you hang out. He isn't wrapped up in himself or in being some macho version of something he isnt. Every moment you spend with him is wonderful.

Mr. Wonderful is calling again... Now to make him Mr. Right.

by AbsoluteBRAT January 18, 2010

wonder of u

An stand from the manga "Jojolion" that can beat Golden experience Requiem. Basically you can't come after it, or you will die (or get hurt) in a random but possible way.

Wonder of u/Head doctor: Don't come after me
Josuke8: *Comes after him*
Wonder of u/Head doctor: Die then

by jojo-fan number 10 February 14, 2021

Wonder Moment

When two people are at a sleepover and they wake up at the same time the next morning.

Me and Becca had a wonder moment this morning, we both woke up next to each other at eight.

by lyssiepoo May 24, 2009

sackless wonder

A male that acts like a bitch. Born with balls but never uses them. no backbone.

That guy was such a sackless wonder. Should have been born a bitch.

by Look at that Melon November 23, 2011