Put some underwear on

Drive safely from Chicago to Norwood

Get a redbull and don’t forget to put some underwear on.

by Drfunsmack April 5, 2025

turtle underwear

To be wearing underwear that are very disgusting, often having a horrific odor and be very hard like a turtle's shell.

Adrian - Dude, Bonnaroo was really fun, but sleeping in your car wasn't. I'm wearing turtle underwear.

by SooooAnonymous May 1, 2014

underwear sea cave

Another term for a woman's wet vagina.

Her pussy was so wet it was like a underwear sea cave.

by SueEJustCause December 11, 2015

Iphone Underwear

To obtain the iPhone Underwear first you MUST ring up the Joe Maclaine 3 times consecutively. Once she states "My booty crack Sileen" you must respond "Ring ring". Once all steps are completed you may look down and find them on yourself. After every call to Joe Maclaine or any other acquaintances you WILL nut if they don't pick up fast due to the vibrations of the calling effect.

SIlas: Whats that ringing sound from your drawls?
Eli: Its my new Iphone Underwear? I thought that was obvious...
Josh to Noah: Bro I'm your number one hater and best drummer in Dunmore

by BarneyRiver2 October 15, 2025

national underwear day

To wear only underwear freely without judgement. For a whole day, enjoy being in just your underpants.

It must be national underwear day because I saw Billy in his purple polka dotted underwear getting the mail this morning.

by christinastar August 5, 2022

Sisters underwear

Me: What’s up man?
David: I’m good
Me: Same and I’m wearing my sisters underwear
David: Why?
Me: I need it so I can pleasure myself
David: Oh, so can I see them now?
Me: Silk and fancy
David: So smooth
Me: Sisters underwear feels so go, pleasuring time

I wear my sisters underwear

by Cultistmania June 10, 2023

Catholic underwear

Underwear that have a lot of holes in them and they are very worn down, hence why they're "holy".

Drey's balls are touching his pants since he's wearing his Catholic underwear.

by beth.hamelin May 19, 2018