Twitter

A complicated website used by old people who think Twitter is what people use nowadays. Many TV and radio shows and celebrities boast about having a Twitter account.
Twitter also restricts you to 140 characters (WHY?!?!) and there are no privacy settings.
There is also hardly anything to do. It's like a complicated, basic Facebook.
The reason it's 'complicated' is because nobody understands how you USE the site; what's 'retweeting'?, what are these '@Mentions'? IT'S COMPLICATED!

Person A: 'Hey follow me on Twitter!'
Person B: 'Dude, seriously, get a Facebook.'

by Alexander_Banks November 7, 2011

twitter

mental illness

twitter bad

by LukeDaNoob April 8, 2021

Twitter

Donald Trump's playground.

Kid 1: Dude, I just found this super cool playground called "Twitter," We should totally go some time.
Kid 2: yeah that sounds epic

Parents everywhere: Alright, kids but if you go make sure to beware the citrus man.

by Lotus 2.0 December 10, 2020

twitter

noun. anatomy. The area located directly between the "twat" and the "shitter". Formerly known as "taint".

twitter is the new taint.

by icrackmeup August 12, 2011

twitterizing

The act of terrorizing a person via twitter.

My ex has been twitterizing me for weeks. She just won't leave me alone.

by cjk156 July 27, 2009

Twitter

the piece of skin between your balls and asshole

BobbyT - Lick my Twitter

by isnbrg9 January 8, 2009

twitter

a group of blonds in a bar.

last night mark had scored a twitter

by Aaliyah tidious February 10, 2009