Denver Tuxedo

It is when you wear denim pants and a denim shirt. It doesn't matter if they are the same shade of denim.

Hey checkout that dude with the Denver tuxedo.

by RonAllen1Foot January 06, 2017

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Polish Tuxedo

The act of putting on completely mismatching clothes and not caring about it in the least. A typical example would be a pair of really shiny dress shoes, white socks, track pants ( With holes), a blazer and a t shirt (Usually filthy). Usually happens on laundry day, after a night of binge drinking, or becoming homeless after forgetting to do laundry and going binge drinking then your wife kicks you out.

Also happens when guys no longer give a shit about themselves, or have completely went off the deep end.

Man 1 " Check out Borat's Polish tuxedo!"

Man 2 " Easy deluxe, we have all worn a polish tuxedo after a good night of drinking and losing our clothes."

by Professor Tunnycliff July 01, 2014

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Saggy Tuxedo

Saggy Tuxedo is a sex act between a man and a women that is done while the man is wearing a tuxedo, most often after a wedding or a funeral. During sex, the man will pull his penis out of the woman and spray himself with his own semen

"What did you do with Brianna after the wedding?"
"Took her home and have her the ol' Saggy Tuxedo."
"What the fuck is wrong with you."

by Poop_eater2 December 06, 2020

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Sudbury tuxedo

A plaid heavy shirt style jacket (AKA Lumberjack Shirt) worn by working folk in Northern places when it's too cold for just shirtsleeves, but too warm for a full coat (or it's mid winter, but you're just out for a smoke before rejoining the boys).

Kev's wearin' his best Sudbury Tuxedo tonight! Must be up fer some curling!

by The Scooter King April 02, 2022

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