Forest Turk

An otherwise smart person who is particularly gullible when presented with evidence about polish traditions, especially about aliens. Not racist but just not grounded in any sense of reality.

Hey bro - I think I was abducted by aliens last night.

Response - Bro - that neva happened - you a real Forest Turk.

by BB Marv August 20, 2025

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Turk

A man or women with a fat ass

damn that girl is turkin

by sigma chode October 22, 2025

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Turks and Caicos

A unique way of saying she got a big butt

“Let me hook you up with this girl she got straight turks and Caicos”

by That onedude24 November 14, 2025

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Schrodinger’s Turk

A person that claims that they are white or of color, whichever is more benefiting in current situation.
Synonyms include: Ethnic Chameleon, Racial Opportunist.

A: Is John a person of color?

B: He's a Schrodinger’s Turk. One day he says he's white, the other he invokes his asian relatives.

A: So he's a racial opportunist?

B: Yeah, a real ethnic chameleon.

by Anon8271 November 24, 2025

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Schrödinger's Turk usually refers to someone who uses a persona best suited for the situation but immediately change their whole persona when the situation doesn't go to plan.

UNLIKE ''Schrödinger's cat'' the phrase ''Schrödinger's Turk'' will only exclusively be used to describe a person only

This phrase was widely popularized on the internet to mock Turkish streamer Hassan Piker, who would switch between being ''Caucasian'' and being ''Arab'' to best suit the narrative at hand.

Hassan: ''I have faced much racism as an Arab in America.''
Hassan: ''Oh, i guess they don't like us, white boys.''

Viewer: Oh my god, here he goes again! That Schrödinger's Turk.

by Flutteryn December 1, 2025

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