baci tumorali

baci tumorali is an italian insult that literally means "tumoral kisses" and is often used as a closing remark after writing a long paragraph of insults directed at a single person or a group of people. this insult is a variation of the still-popular italian phrase "baci stellari," which means "kisses from the stars" or "starry kisses."

a) ... you are busting my balls! baci tumorali from your worst yet mature enemy ✨

b) sending y'all lots of kisses; baci tumorali ❤️

by gesùèpalermitano December 16, 2024

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Brian Tumor

"Brian Tumor" (noun): A highly contagious and profoundly debilitating condition primarily affecting pre-adolescent males named Brian, typically observed at age 12. The disease manifests as an uncontrollable expansion of ego and a dramatic increase in the frequency of unsolicited, poorly timed, and often cringe-worthy attempts at humor. Symptoms include a marked decline in tolerance for other people’s well-being, an overwhelming need to insert oneself into every conversation, and an alarming tendency to dominate social situations with an incessant stream of 'inappropriate' jokes.When you're stuck in a group chat with a 12-year-old named Brian, and he won't stop making terrible puns, interrupting every conversation, and somehow turning everything into his personal highlight reel. It's like his brain is a tumor, growing uncontrollably, with zero regard for anyone else's sanity

Bro, I can't take it anymore. Every time Brian speaks, it's like a Brian tumor of bad jokes and unsolicited opinions. Someone please save us.

by sawcon May 14, 2025

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Runner's Tumor

This is an extremely well-known phenomenon among the mentally gifted. Those who are more mentally capable than their peers have a larger than average tumor in their skull. This tumor, due to its size and maliciousness is capable of doing more damage to the prodigies' brains than the average person. This occurs when these individuals leave the safety of their bed and are exposed to overly dynamic activities such as running, jumping, or the horrible agony of HIIT. Therefore, experts advise these gifted individuals not to expose themselves to any of these dangers. Highly common symptoms of such a tumor are headaches and/or laziness developing during or after the individual commits the sin of performing any of the above-mentioned endeavors.

Oh for fuck's sake - said Einstein - my Runner's Tumor is trashing my brain again!

by breadakita December 21, 2020

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