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Tub Nubbin

When a paraplegic man has to use the bathroom at a stadium with a trough urinal. They wheel in and jump up placing their nubs to the edge of the trough and lean over placing a hand on the wall for balance.
Person 1: Dude did you hear what happened when TJ cut in front of that wheelchair guy in line for the bathroom at the Lions game?

Person 2: No what happened?

Person 1: Guy punched him in the back of the head and rolled right over him on his way to the urinal.

Person 2: Wait how does a wheelchair guy use a urinal?

Person 1: Come on man... you never heard of tub nubbin?

Person 2: Oh yeah tub nubbin I've heard of that!

Person 2: I bet TJ wishes he never crossed that tub nubbin some bitch.

Person 1: You can say that again!
by One night in AA December 24, 2019
mugGet the Tub Nubbinmug.

Tub it out

It’s pretty much like any other work lingo like circle back or touch base or other common corporate phrases. But this one is even better, bc it’s impossible to explain. Just make sure not to have auto correct on or you’ll probably be scorned by your entire office.
Manager: I’ll circle back with you on the info for our performance metrics
Ben: don’t you mean tub it out?
Manager: what?
Ben: you wouldn’t understand
by Walkaflocka February 3, 2021
mugGet the Tub it outmug.

turbo tub

A type of sexual intercourse performed in a bathtub.
"Did you give Hannah the turbo tub?"
"Yeah homie!"
by Xexdeh December 31, 2019
mugGet the turbo tubmug.

Tub Turd

A piece of shit left floating in a motel hot tub by a white trash dirtbag with a loose asshole.
Gary refused to use the hot tub ever again after he heard someone had dropped a Tub Turd in it, and the tub wasn't properly cleaned and sanitized by the housekeeping staff at the Ramanda Inn in Coldwater, Michigan.
by Floss 69 January 20, 2006
mugGet the Tub Turdmug.

Tub of Shit

When employed in figurative circumstances, it characterizes an individual's proclivity towards acting like a piece of shit, wherein the agglomeration of shit is consolidated, and subsequently coalesced into a wash of social faux pas, truculent to the senses and to any relationship. Literally though, it merely describes any variation of a basin, filled with a chunky, effluvious, cleveland steamer.
I know this guy, and when I consider his poor hygene, his flatulence, volatility, and his entirely-too-excessive wanton, I come to terms with the fact that he is a tub of shit.
by drizzake August 3, 2008
mugGet the Tub of Shitmug.

Tub Rowing

"Jake was careful not to fill his bathtub too full for fear that all of the tub rowing he was going to do would splash water all over his new argyle sweater."
by dougan-chesner April 28, 2010
mugGet the Tub Rowingmug.

slut tub

n: any semblance of a tub characterized in it's use by scantily clad or naked, drunken, promiscuous SU-LUTS that is filled with hot aerated water and often equipped with a thermostat and whirlpool: designed for physical therapy but more often used for groping, heavy petting, or if you're lucky, banging away.

—Related forms
slut-tubber, noun
slut-tubbing, noun
"Man, we gotta buy some Shock treatment for the slut tub. Scotty was in there all night long getting it on with the Portland Beaver!"
by Groman September 30, 2007
mugGet the slut tubmug.

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