Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware

Windows Vista, the most FAIL operating system ever created for its generation.

Kaspersky : DING! Your computer has viruses!
Norton : DING! Your computer is infected!
Spybot : DING! Your computer has spywares!
McAfee : DING! Your computer has Trojans!
Ad-Aware : DING! Your computer has adwares!

You : Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware! Screw this, I'm getting Windows 7.

by Prodo123 March 7, 2010

trojan her pleasure lubricated condom

a very good condom that feels as if there is nothing there while having anal or vaginal sex with your B@b!

"hold on baby i'll be right back, i have to go get my TROJAN HER PLEASURE LUBRICATED CONDOM before we have hard rough sex"

by pusssssyluvvver April 14, 2010

Oak Ridge High School Trojan Cheerleaders

Cheerleaders here are heard working ALTHELES. They are the best around and everyone wants to be part of their team. When you hear Trojans you think imediatly of Champians and awards. THEY'RE AWESOME.

"Who do you cheer for?"
"Oak Ridge Trojans"
*Respectful Silence*

GO OAK RIDGE HIGH SCHOOL TROJAN CHEERLEADERS :)

by trojanfan October 14, 2011

YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJAN

The message that the MEMZ note contains. Some people are also scared of this message in their computers.

Person 1: Hey there, dude, i'm sorry to say this, but YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJAN.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by SomeRandomGuy345 May 25, 2021

Trojan Whores

Women who let their guards down and allow a horse - sized cock to penetrate their walls only to suffer the consequences of taking a "gift horse in the mouth" ... or anywhere else!

Trojan Whores love their wild stallions, but they quickly realize that they aren't "stable."

by Arnie Grape April 8, 2022

Trojan Horse

A man ejaculates inside a condom, flips it inside out, and then fucks a girl, inducing pregnancy.

Dana is rich as fuck. I'm about to Trojan Horse her.

by NutInBae September 3, 2017

Reverse Trojan Horse

When a government, nation, or business will act as a temporary safe haven for a person or group who are in a disfavored position. The nation will wait for as many of the assets of the said person/group to be obtained in the period of acting as a safe haven as possibe, and will then pose regulations or laws that stop and seize assets in the organization.

Did you hear the Russian oligarchs fell for the reverse Trojan horse in the Maldives? All their yachts were taken.

by ByAirBySeaYeet March 13, 2022