tree boxing

stalking behaviour,spying .trying to hide behind a tree, pole, watching somebody , with arms tucked in
usaually girlfriend, boyfriend

that bitch had me so fucked up i was tree boxing outside her house at 3:00 in the morning to see who she came home with

by mike(the mighty) quinn June 28, 2008

Tree-Fiddy!

$3.50

Dammit, monster, I ain't givin' you no tree-fiddy!

by iRepMyDougie April 3, 2011

Treecipitation

When it's recently been raining but isn't anymore, but then you walk under some trees and water is still dripping off the leaves, perhaps leaving you thinking it's still raining.

I thought it had started raining again, but it was just treecipitation

It stopped raining so I changed into dry clothes, and then immediately was treecipitated on.

by blackjackdavy March 4, 2010

Bacon Tree

An ambush ("Ham bush" -> "Bacon Tree"). Taken from a joke about a man struggling with the English language.

Man, I totally came up behind him and bacon treed his ass.

by DieLawn September 6, 2007

Peepee Teepee

Any boner or erection that is clearly visible through shorts, pants, or underwear

Look at Chamby he has a massive PEEPEE TEEPEE.

by hornet14t1 August 6, 2009

Fuck tree

A tree selected in the woods where a person or many people go to have unprotected drug induced sex.

Hey bobby lets got to the fuck tree

by AssGraberStump March 30, 2015

lorax tree

When your dick has fuzz on the tip of the dick instead of the normal pubic spot.

"My girlfriend was turned off after she saw my lorax tree"

"Doctor: I'm afraid you have a bad case of the lorax tree"

by Moist Asswipe March 30, 2017