drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

Darn Tootin'

When someone is either correct, whack, an idiot, a psychopath, or an insane r-pattz fan.

Wowwwwww ur DARN TOOTIn' gorl

by #yam December 16, 2018

toolgina

half tool half vagina; a very annoying wussy bitch person

Maaaaaan, Camille is such a toolgina the way he acts all the time annoying people and getting used by everyone.

by Nick December 10, 2003

Toozing

Toozing is the word used when a woman is going to the bathroom for number Two.

Office Manager: oh boy, I will be in the bathroom Toozing. those tacos are not sitting well!

Sales Rep: I know what you mean! I have had the runs all morning long. I think the media girl spiked the coffee this morning.

by office guy July 27, 2010

toolin'

chillin', doing nothing, or doing nothing interesting.

Kid #1-whassup?
Kid #2- oh im just toolin' around the kitchen. you?

by jahabes December 26, 2009

Tooting your French horn

The act of preforming oral sex on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. Contorting your body into the shape of a French horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.

"Did you hear about Jeff trying to "Tooting your French horn?!"
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."

by x405xarmsdealer May 30, 2013

ROOTIN-TOOTIN

THAE ROOT OF ALL EVIL AND ALL PROBLEMS

That kid is Rootin-Tootin, giving his mom all sorts of grief!

by Das errker August 7, 2014