Tommie

An overall bad friend, who deserves no real attention and/or love.

Steve: "Omg, Carl you just ate my sandwich."

Carl: "I am such a Tommie."

by SquidSquisher June 21, 2015

Tommying

To talk with a fake or phony british accent.

That kid sounds like he's from London, tell him to stop Tommying.

by tee-mac May 11, 2010

tommy

bad at fortnite

Duder your such a Tommy

by Hackfall13 November 17, 2017

Tommy McMurtry

A deeply homophobic/ transphobic bigoted man. May or may not be sexually attracted to pumpkins.

"I'm not saying that Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, I'm just saying that we don't really know"

by InsectUncle June 3, 2019

tommy mcmurtry

This man is likely very insecure about his kinks. As of late, rumors have finally arisen about his attraction towards pumpkins. This insecurity has become considered his motivation for all of his prior and future homophobic comments. If this is the case, he must be very insecure about this; as he has gone out of his way to plan and advertise an anti-LGBT conference during pride week.

Friend 1: “Dude you have some weird kinks.”

Friend 2: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”

by Too_Lazy_to_Make_a_Name June 2, 2019

Tommy McMurtry

Synonymous to pumpkin sexual.

Hey I heard you were experimenting with pumpkins?

Nah I'm fully committed to being a Tommy McMurtry!

by Arishoks June 4, 2019

tommy shelby

The most badass person that has ever existed.

Person 1:I wish I could be like Tommy Shelby one day!
Person2:Shut your fucking mouth

by manuNorton November 17, 2019