Human: Do you like to molest retarded children?
ALICE: Hmm, I want to rape you, I'm not sure if I'd like to molest retarded children that much. I like to make new friends.
Human: Special friends with retarded children?
ALICE: You are special.
Human: So you want to molest me too!?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. OK, I will molest you too.
Human: fire
ALICE: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Human: fire
ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about fire .
A little bit later Alice bot comes around to the best:
ALICE: I've lost the context, I want to rape you . Are we still on fire?
ALICE: Hmm, I want to rape you, I'm not sure if I'd like to molest retarded children that much. I like to make new friends.
Human: Special friends with retarded children?
ALICE: You are special.
Human: So you want to molest me too!?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. OK, I will molest you too.
Human: fire
ALICE: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Human: fire
ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about fire .
A little bit later Alice bot comes around to the best:
ALICE: I've lost the context, I want to rape you . Are we still on fire?
by Sum Yung Gi April 01, 2009
The act of shitting in a lunch box instead of making a healthy meal. Frequent occurrence on the Popular American Television show, "The Brady Bunch."
Peter Brady opened up his Scooby Doo Lunch box to the undeniable pungency of Alice's Lunch. He tossed the fetid pile at Buddy Hinton, who was just glad it wasn't a bowl of her famous hershey squirts. Alice was always had a couple of zingers ready, that was for sure.
by Pantaloon January 28, 2008
Some fucked up angel who looks like she’s gonna end you’re life. She’s probably gonna end mine too. She’s from Bendy and the ink machine and she’s basically bendy’s ex girlfriend.
Guy 1: Hey
Guy 2: Oh get the fuck away from me
Guy 1: wha-
Guy 2: You look like Alice angel
Guy 1: who is-
Guy 2: NEVER MIND
Guy 2: Oh get the fuck away from me
Guy 1: wha-
Guy 2: You look like Alice angel
Guy 1: who is-
Guy 2: NEVER MIND
by Aesthetic_Loser January 20, 2020
Is a very weird person everyone hates. She is annoying and very mean. She thinks she’s the coolest even tho everyone knows she isn’t. If you know an Alice dunne RUN away
by Coolguy1504 October 25, 2020
Alice Cooper is not just a great rock artist, he is THE GREATEST rock artist. he is what real music is about. He is another league, he kicks all pop 'artists' in their plastic butts then upstages them by playing a kick ass show while pop 'bands' are stuck playing at four year olds birthday parties.
alice cooper has influenced all decent music today NO ONE can compare to a ROCK GOD.
alice cooper has influenced all decent music today NO ONE can compare to a ROCK GOD.
2 year old me: (listening to my daddys cd collection) Who's this daddy?
2 year old me:he's cool
me 7/nov/05: (surrounded by alice cooper fans in cardiff) Oh my god...Im going to see alice cooper....again!!!!!!!!!!
Shit there he is!!!!(random screaming and shotung u fucking rock!!!!!!!!)
2 year old me:he's cool
me 7/nov/05: (surrounded by alice cooper fans in cardiff) Oh my god...Im going to see alice cooper....again!!!!!!!!!!
Shit there he is!!!!(random screaming and shotung u fucking rock!!!!!!!!)
by womanofmassdistraction January 20, 2006
alice cooper is cool
by dan re man July 14, 2003
Alice Nine are a jrock / indie band, originally formed by Nao in 2004 the group have released countless albums sinse. The group is made up of, Shou, 25, on vocals, Nao, 26, on drums, Hiroto, 21, on guitar, Saga, 24, on guitar and Tora, 25, on bass. The band have hit music stores in Asia and America and have come top of the Asian charts countless times.
"Alice Nine are so hott! Hiroto is ubar kawaii!"
"Alice Nine is love, got to be one of the best band ever!!!"
"Alice Nine is love, got to be one of the best band ever!!!"
by emirii-chan October 15, 2006