Those mornings when the hormones have built up overnight and you and your bed mate wake up horny as hell, extra hard and juicy, and the day begins with immediate sexual congress.
My man didn't need to rush into work this morning, so we stayed in bed to enjoy a luxurious slippery morning.
One of the great things about slippery mornings is that you can end up jizz-riddled.
A slippery morning is the BEST way to wake up!
One of the great things about slippery mornings is that you can end up jizz-riddled.
A slippery morning is the BEST way to wake up!
by Rosa Sparks September 8, 2014
Get the Slippery Morningmug. As when a guy wakes up with hard morning wood, a girl wakes up with juicy and moist morning swamp. When a girl wakes up with an insatiable appetite for sex.
Yo bro we had sex twice the night before and she still woke up with morning swamp, so we went at it again.
by I<3MS January 27, 2011
Get the Morning Swampmug. A classier way to say morning wood. It's a play on words based on the fact that it "rose" in the morning.
by EveningRat September 7, 2020
Get the Morning Rosemug. the act of pressing one's erect penis firmly against a mattress or other sleeping surface upon waking in order to gain small amounts of physical pleasure similar to that of grinding
by Terry Sachs December 25, 2011
Get the morning pressmug. When someone wakes up in the morning, but the body isn't fully rested. So, to compensate, the person takes a nap before actually starting their day.
Him: Hey babe you messaged me at 6am, but when I replied no response?
Her: Sorry babe, took my morning nap, but now I feel much better.
Him: Oh damn you're right, let me get my morning nap in as well! Talk to you soon.
Her: Sorry babe, took my morning nap, but now I feel much better.
Him: Oh damn you're right, let me get my morning nap in as well! Talk to you soon.
by Jrodjr November 7, 2020
Get the Morning Napmug. The first pee after waking. Usually, golden-orange in color and pungent. Sometimes caused by dehydration from too many alcoholic drinks consumed the night before.
NOTE:( If coffee is drank prior to morning orange the odor and color may vary.)
NOTE:( If coffee is drank prior to morning orange the odor and color may vary.)
by OB_77 June 1, 2011
Get the Morning Orangemug. The feeling of taking a massive shit as soon as you wake up due to consuming large amounts of munchies and alcohol the night before.
Ahh dude, my stomach was hurting so bad this morning, had to take the biggest morning mudslide ever. No more beers for me.....
by Seabass320 September 24, 2011
Get the Morning Mudslidemug.