Theo

A macho frog man full of beans. Definitely deserves a hug.

"I knew that he was a Theo!"

by aye it's kaye September 21, 2021

Theo

-Morbidly a beast
-The only true rizzler
-"Legalize Anabolic swag"

"Rizz me this Philipp"
"stfu ur such a Theo"

by Rizzler69420 December 3, 2022

Theo Von

(verb) To arrive absurdly early to an MMA event (especially UFC), often alone, solely to watch the very first prelim fight like it's the main event. Done out of pure love for the sport, unshakable loyalty to regional fighters, or just extreme main-character energy. Bonus points if you sit front row like a king while the arena is still echoing with cleaning staff.

“Yo where’s Nick?”
“Bro’s already in his seat watching two guys from Kazakhstan and Guam throw hands. Man’s straight up Theo Voning it tonight.”

“I was gonna pull up after the walkouts, but my girl’s cousin is fighting on UFC Fight Pass, so I’m gonna Theo Von this one.”

by TheDJPerks July 19, 2025

Theo

Guy with a huge ass and dick. Also known as a pussy demolisher. This man can fill you up only using the tip of his dick. He will release his semen and it will only take the woman 4 months to get a baby. Has 72 children in his basement. Will demolish your ass no matter what. Can fuck your mom, Grandma, sister, cousin at the same time.

I want to have anal with Theo

by Smart guy in internet November 22, 2023

Theo

Theo is a man that will look after you, and care no matter what. He will always be by your side, no matter what you're going through. He is the most genuine, caring, loving and compassionate person you will ever meet. He will go the extra mile for you. He is willing to put others first before his own. He will encourage you to keep going and affirm you of who you are as an person. He is the sweetest person there is. Often people can mistake him for his motives, but after all, his name means ‘god’. He can chat you up at an airport and ask you out, he can buy you mushroom soup when you get sick and make you laugh by doing something crazy and unpredictable. Not scared of commitment and once he commits he will never disappoint. If you ever meet a Theo - make sure you hold on to him forever. He is certainly worth it.

Person 1 “Theo changed my life for better”

Person 2 “We all need a Theo”
Person 3 “Daaaaamn, check this Theo out! He’s got to be the hottest man alive!”

by Iloveyou_theo November 22, 2021

Theo

a guy who has a big dick, and dark humor. A theo will interrupt you while you're talking. He is very empathetic. he has ADHD. He has athma and will breathe into the mic. BEWARE! he broke up with his gf because carti didn't drop.

friend: who's that?
me: that's theo, he's gay for carti.
friend: damn! he's hot.
me: ye I know, he gets all the bitches.

by intj-bitch63 November 20, 2021

Theo

A Theo is someone who is really sweet, really cute and also extremely sleepy. Theos tend to say that they wouldn't fall asleep on calls but will then proceed to do exactly that. Theos are also extremely selfless and will stay up with you till the ass crack of dawn just so that they can make sure you stay focused before your final physics paper. Though they may not be "up" by then, Theos will still accompany you with every little thing they do. They really only need to breathe and you will feel so at ease and so comforted. They tend to have really good music taste too. Theos deserve the world and so much more, further, they deserve all that is good and all that is even better than good. Theos are really hard to find, so if you do find one, please don't let them go because truly, they could be the best thing that could and ever would happen to you.

I'm so glad I met you theo. I hope for us to be intertwined in each other's lives for as long as we can, and I dare to hope for even more than that.

"do you have a simpler description for serotonin?"
"Theo."

by narorororoororoeor November 24, 2023