Butt Muck

The act of pilfering one's asshole while they are asleep or without permission. Also known as Rape.

I butt mucked the fuck outta that bitch last night.

by shanagains9211 April 18, 2019

Mucking shed

To eat ass. Eat out the rear end of a female or male. Similar to mucking barn.

After a long day at the donut shoppe, nothing made Little Jeff happier than coming home, bending Betsy over, and mucking shed.

by Jeffsdonutholes March 10, 2016

muck booter

One who relocates from a rural to an urban environment in a misguided attempt to become more "civilized". The name is derived from that individual's inability to fully assimilate to their new environment, specifically in their ability to choose appropriate footwear for certain events.

Office Snob: OMG! Did you see what that Muck Booter in the office/cubicle down the hall was wearing today?

Liberal Yuppy: Yeah...unfortunately I'm not surprised. She is also the type of person that would name her dog after a gun.

by Sunfish192 January 10, 2014

mucking fess

An extreme state of disorderliness

The garden shed is a mucking fess

by mikroton August 22, 2022

muck twat

A female's smelly vagina. Typically a prostitute.

Paul thought that he hit a home run last night with Debbie, until she dropped her panties. Her muck twat left a pungent odor that lasted for weeks.

Mr. Rowe prefers a mouth full of muck twat every morning to start his day off.

Fox, don't think about following through on your dumpster date with Shelly, unless you are in the mood for a ripe muck twat.

by Donald A. February 22, 2019

Muck Apples

Muck Apples means to eat a lot of apples (Anywhere from 4-11) very fast and messy.

Mason: "Ahmad you can't muck apples just give up that's only 2"
Ahmad: "No Mason I can muck a lot just watch"

by AppleMucker2000 July 3, 2018

Big Muck

Let's take a trip through the the ages...

Ok, so big muck is ACTUALLY a modern stand-in for old-timey phrases; muck-a-muck, mucky muck, muckety muck, or lord muck, which, when used, make a buddy sound like an ol' piece a' coal. Each are synonymous with such other, old-timey-yet-choice phrases as, big enchialada, big kahuna, big daddy-o, big cheese or big banana.

"Who's the big muck around this 'ol heap, anyhow?"

"They got me good, Pa, 'appears I'm fixin' to meet the BIG MUCK, upstairs...(gasp)"

"I'm the big muck in my world, and I'll wear a leisure suit whenever and wherever I please, thank you very much..."

by Flipflopsachusettes July 1, 2021