mango flex

when friends living in the tropics flex by casually eating fresh tropical fruits that are egregiously priced in the west (such as high quality mangoes) while videoconferencing and visibly expressing the satisfaction and joy, sometimes even talking about the quality and varietals of the fruit

friend 1: sends a photo of two mason jar full of mango juice, fresh green coconut, tagged "breakfast in bed"
friend 2: there you go again. back with your mango flex, huh?
friend 3: hmm. maybe we should terminate friend 1?

by recognoscoo July 18, 2021

Mango Jeez

A sigma/Scrimblo half breed with a direct hereditary Linkage to the Founding Scrimblo Male. Blesses the people with his Majesty and perfect sublime skill in everything through the Mango Jeez Channel. Many People have tried to come into contact with him yet none have succeeded Probably because he has superpowers and bronze age greek god muscles. He built the base on modern civilisation himself and was recognised to the point that god wrote a chapter about him in the Bible. He created Star wars on his brunch break in a coffee shop and continues to claim royalties on the brand whilst also approving really bad screenplays to annoy all the original trilogy and prequel fans because this brings him a lot of pleasure. He created George lucas in a laboratory. Likes Mangoes and cheese. Created everything you ever loved all the world still believes his illusion. Is also the Founding Titan.

Is that Mango Jeez o wait why is there a nut in my mouth

by GodJeez February 24, 2022

Mango Chutney

It is the vaginal fluid that drips out after a lesbian couple has performed oral pleasure on each other at the same time while eating mangos (aka lesbo 69). It is a milky fluid made up of saliva, the existing fluid in the vagina, and chunks of mango. The vagina tastes like mango and usually bits of mango get stuck inside the vagina. If you know a lesbian, ask her to save some next time she's headin south. It goes great on burritos.

"Mmm that bitch got me loads of that mango chutney and it was delicious. Don't be afraid of the chutney bro."

by King Alex February 22, 2008

mango masher

One who mashes mangoes

Why does Clarice have to be such a douche and ruin my sweet fruit like a mango masher?

by btap February 9, 2009

Mango cream

A meme about skeppy and bbh fighting over magma creams on Twitter skeppy calling it a mango and bbh disagreeing but ends up making a typo and calling it “mango cream”

BADBOYHALO: ITS NOT MANGO CREAM YOU MUFFIN HEAD. ITS MANGO CREAM
BADBOYHALO: MAGMA CREAM*** KLJDFL:KJEL:FKJELFKJJKLM
SKEPPY: HAHHAHAHAHA
BADBOYHALO: I’m gonna block you

by layaakasomeone March 25, 2021

Mango on a fork

When a fruit (specifically a mango) is so good, you scream in a deep voice as loud as you can.

1:Hahaha, I got a mango on a fork!
2:EHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1:What the fuck is wrong with you

by Catlord_heven November 9, 2021

licking the mango

eating a girl out

ben:hey dude did you hear jon was licking the mango ,last night?
Harry: no dude i didnt know that

by big ben151515 May 16, 2011