Lan

A very mean sad gamer weeb

how can you be so lan?

by personafied September 9, 2019

Lan To

1. To daze or render senseless, by or as if by a blow.
2. To overwhelm or daze with a loud noise.
3. To stupefy, as with the emotional impact of an experience; astound. See Synonyms at daze.
4. One that moves Johnny Fong's heart.
5. Most beautiful wife.
6. Amazing woman.

Only the most amazing women will be selected to be a Lan To

by Johnny Fong December 1, 2003

LANS

Abbreviation of Let a nigga smash

Dre: last night I told my girl LANS and she said no so I slapped her

Trey: damn nigga you ruthless like that

by Snitch9ine November 3, 2019

Matt lan

The biggest bunda in the planet that makes women jelly but is a cunt

"Matt lan come online"

by Lolilauren September 27, 2021

Lan Yu

One of the sweetest people ever, Lan Yu always stands up for the people she cares about. Many people are scared of her, but that’s because they’ve not yet gotten to know the funny person she is. She’ll argue loudly with a teacher but is too shy to order at Starbucks and risks death by mother everyday by sneaking takis into her home. She’s fierce and diplomatic but also very affectionate with the people she cares about. She does only what she wants to do and doesn’t let the world boss her around, which I admire her for. I’m so lucky to have Lan Yu as a friend and her crush better text her back or he’ll have more than he can handle. -AME

Lan Yu, i promise to buy you a birthday gift soon.

by Maespa February 9, 2022

LAN

‘LAN’ is an abbreviation for the term lazy ass nigga

Wow he is such a LAN, his dishes are all over his bed!

by wagglewigglewoggle June 22, 2021

LAN buds/homies

A LAN bud/homie is a friend that you only really consider a friend in reference to video games.

Essentially, a non-close friend who you only really interact with while playing video games.

Guy 1: hey you’re friends with him right? Why don’t you go talk to him

Guy 2: oh no we’re not really friends, we’re just LAN buds/homies

by MagicMooze November 2, 2021