Cum Ladder

The process of cumming onto your hand in such a way that you ejaculate two parallel strings of jizz across your fingers, resembling a ladder. This may occur during masturbation.

I jizzed a perfect cum ladder across my fingers last night.

by Trans Lotad February 19, 2025

Ladder slut

A person who works in the corporate world and moves up the corporate ladder by doing sexual favors for their superiors to move up the corporate ladder.

Ed:How did Susie move up the corporate ladder so fast?

Tom: She slept with her boss to move up the corporate ladder.

Ed: She is such a ladder slut.

by Cheyenne C October 4, 2013

MINI LADDer

A small ladder

Can you grab me a mini ladder

by Daniel 2 the electric boogaloo June 24, 2019

Antique Ladder

When you mount an octogenarian to sexually penetrate them.

“Woah, last night my sister attempted an antique ladder on octogenarian!”

by botcabbage June 20, 2020

Ladder Me

When a guys wants the girl to climb her dick

Hey girl I’m hard and ready! Ladder Me Bitch!!

by Dirty-Harry February 25, 2018

flying ladder

When a man with a Jacob’s ladder piercing stands on a bed and another person assumes the position of face down ass up on the floor, the man jumps off the bed and flys into the other person.

Hey Jamie I tried the Flying Ladder last night, I almost broke my dick but it was totally worth it.

by Rumpleforeskim September 28, 2022

The Ladder Test

If playing an online game and wonder if you lag, you start climbing up a ladder in the game, to see if you make it to the top or if you just keep on jumping from on top to on bottom.

Gamer#1: "Dude! I so shot that guy in the face, and it took him freakin' three second to die! Bajingless!"

Gamer#1's Online Buddy:"Do The Ladder Test. I see one right over there."

by TurnOnLamp September 25, 2010