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cunt gimp

An idiotic character that displays cuntish behaviour while wearing various masks, usually that of a pig or goat, also known as silly cunt or gimpy
by Cuntgimp February 23, 2017
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Gimp Gland

An unknown part of the human body which triggers involuntary smilling or giggling through external positive stimulus such as happy scenes in tv shows or movies.
Look at you smiling away like a idiot; is this show tugging on your fucking gimp gland.

I really love this show it gets my gimp gland going.
by Paulipicus Johnston February 11, 2018
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bacon gimping

To have anal sex with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the anal recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the anal giver, he yanks the piece of string, causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon. During vomiting, the muscles in the anus become tightly clenched, causing an amazing sensation for the anal giver.
We indulged in a spot of Bacon Gimping , and had a nice bacon sandwich afterwards.
by anothersteve January 18, 2017
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Papal Gimp

When you are in the basement of your friends house but only come out on Sunday.
John Henry was very excited to get out on Wednesday, because as the papal gimp he usually only gets out on Sunday”
by kellyhasabowl July 2, 2021
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Tory Gimp

The sub-human equivalent of a "Turkey Voting For Christmas".
Friend: "I hear Boris won the election"
Me: The country is full of Tory Gimps mate, it's t like Turkeys voting for Christmas. Tragic mate, tragic.
by Side order of gammon December 17, 2019
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gimp ling

by The person of you to me December 8, 2013
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Gimp lord

Someone who has reached ultimate gimpness because they are such an overall dumbass.
Jessica: Did you hear Connor broke his skateboard again?
Tyrone: What a fucking gimp lord.
by G1mpL0rd September 30, 2018
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