Conner 'Finkledink' Fairhurst

Lives for the thrill of getting 2 primos from a chest in Genshin Impact. Gets a raging boner over anyone his friends simp for especially mums. He loves to pay attention 5% of the time and when he does he ignores the words unless you use the code words Kazuha or free primos. His mic sounds like a tsunami mixed with a hurricane and he loves saying 'who asked'

When he joines the party say finkle mc crinkle mc winkledink to get his attention for 0.2 seconds Conner 'Finkledink' Fairhurst

by Not Fairhursts Mother July 17, 2022

conner is a horny ass bitch

you heard me you bitch ass hoe. horny little fuck

man, conner is a horny ass bitch

by THE BIGGEST WHORE December 1, 2023

Conner Edward Smith

Most often used to describe someone who flakes. Often appears to have a box like head and blinks excessively. Uses words and phrases such as: ok, bet, just kidding, and not kidding. Has the mindset that everything he owns is superior to his opposers.

Guy1: I can't believe he said he was going to come to my party but never showed up.
Guy2: he sounds like a total Conner Edward Smith

by Johnnyon the spot June 13, 2016

Conner

An absolute mega MUNCH he wants women but has negative rizz so he must munch on himself.

Dont be Conner be better.

by THE_THINKER07 March 27, 2023

Conner

A short white-blond male. They claim to be straight but are actually gay. They show signs of being gay through symbolism and typically reject female interaction by shoving them away.

1) Female: Hi Conner

Conner: *Shoves

2) Conner: I am not gay, my boyfriend is.

by speddetector February 3, 2022

conner

a nerdy litlle bitch

conner dickhead

by RTBG_YT March 31, 2020

Conner ling

Awesome person who knows nothing about life but keeps on trying. He never gives up.

Person 14356: hey look, Conner ling is trying to do something impossible

by Narutol0ver2006 April 27, 2021