Chili Dog

The act of a person, after having anal sex, shitting on the mans dick (hense the name).

Tom: So what'd you do this weekend?
Jack: I gave my boyfriend a chili dog.
Tom: Oh, ew.

by socalli August 5, 2012

Sloppy Chili Dog

A sexual act in which someone is force fed beans and made to have a loose, bean filled bowel movement on the other party’s penis, resembling a chili dog. Once completed the chili maker will preform a blowjob, thus making a sloppy chili dog.

Dude, did you hear that Craig and his girlfriend are into sloppy chili dogs.

by ashtonkutcherfangirl69 June 13, 2022

Chili-Dog

The act of wiping your weiner between a woman's ass cheeks after pulling out of her ass to clean your penis off.

Once Opo finished climaxing, he promptly pulled out of the prostitute's ass and cleaned his penis off between her butt cheeks. Upon examining his artwork, he was suddenly struck by a yearning for a "chili-dog".

by Sabreraider April 19, 2024

inverted [chili dog]

The chili that works it way into a man's penis after having a chili dog.

Dude, I was pissing brown for two days from an inverted chili dog!

by LDi July 4, 2006

Hebron chili dog

A dirty hand job using chili as lubrication.

"I sure hope there is enough chili left over for Tammy sue to give me a Hebron chili dog later".

by StankTwerkWind July 30, 2024

Chili dog

A guy puts his cock in between a girl/guys buttcheeks and the girl/guy shits on the cock

Dude she did a chili dog on me last night

by Tea bottle July 2, 2016

Backdoor chili dog

Anal sex where the recipient did not fully prepare, and the penis ends up with poo poo on it.

I finally convinced my girlfriend to try anal. We didn't know what we were doing and I ended up with a backdoor chili dog.

by Peeter Poopinski October 6, 2023