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Burrito beaner

A derogatory term used for a short and fat person originating from mexico
My kid kinda look like a burrito beaner
by Bigboy_911 April 25, 2019
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Burrito blast

The act of going down on your SO while they are farting on your face. Preferably fueled by burrito
Stacy let me burrito blast her last night. It was smelly as hell
by Asssquatch January 28, 2020
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Beefy Burrito

The man takes burrito ingredients and stuffs them in the foreskin an uncircumcised penis and shove the penis in the girls mouth while he sucks.
I went to the market to pick up some beef and beans, my wife is getting a nice beefy burrito tonight.
by Beef head bob May 3, 2018
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burrito stratification

The arrangement of burrito ingredients in an orderly fashion, such that entire bites or sections are one ingredient. Can occur radially and axially.
I just got a mouth-full of cilantro because this Moe's burrista doesn't understand he's creating burrito stratification.
by Nucleardictionary May 19, 2018
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Smitty burrito

Commonly used in response to an inaccurate fact, fabricated statement or false narrative that is decisively full of shit. Smitty burrito became popular during Covid-19 period although started in the 1970s when a parent passed their childs soiled diaper off as wrapped burrito.
Covid 19 is a government conspiracy - response - Does that Smitty burrito come with hot sauce. The world is flat - response - Thanks for that stale Smitty burrito. Response to long narrative -- I don't know anyone that makes Smitty burritos like you or thanks for all those home-made Smitty burritos. You swallowed that Smitty burrito whole! A gullible person or far right or left group -- Smitty burrito appassionato(s).
by Paritybond February 6, 2022
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Soggy Burrito

Having anal sex with a Mexican person with diarrhea.
My friend Yahir and I just did a Soggy Burrito. It was muy bien.
by No I don’t want that March 14, 2023
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secret burrito

noun

A burrito kept and consumed in secret—typically in an industrial work area where food and beverages are prohibited— hidden under a stack of paper documents.
That senior airman thinks he’s sly with his secret burrito on his toolbox.
by Radio Mastermind December 10, 2021
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