Batch one off

To masturbate and “batch one off” a selfless act for a friend who does not have gel for their hair prior to going out.

Oh my God we’re almost at the club and my hair is a disaster, can you please batch one off for me?

by Batch One Off October 15, 2021

Brooke's Batch

A Number of Baked Goods Amounting to 72, large individual items.

We have 72 guests coming- we will need 1 Brooke's Batch to feed them all!

by cornerguy December 13, 2018

batch hole

A dirty, scratchy asshole.

Charlie needs to wipe his batch hole

by monkey dong August 24, 2010

Batch

A man's semen.

During Destroy Dick December, you have to mix a batch.
Mix a batch?
Yeah, you need to ejaculate every day, per the calender day.

by SimSanSon January 24, 2021

Batch

A portmanteau of "Bitch" and "Bastard."

"Teddy is such a batch!"

by TheDictionaryMan123 February 16, 2023

Batch Cranker

Someone who masturbates or pulls out during sex and ejaculates on someone or something.

I became a batch cranker last night when I pulled out during sex and blasted a load on her face!

by BW68 March 13, 2024

Batch

A more polite way of saying bitch

Stop eating my pizza you batch!

by wogprince2001 August 4, 2020