When a man takes a shit massive enough to glide against the edge of his nut sac, giving his testicles a brown hue.
"Sheesh tom, you're testicles are really discolored, what's wrong with them?"
"No worries, I just brown ballooned myself."
"No worries, I just brown ballooned myself."
by TheDirtyHoledMole September 9, 2016
Get the Brown Balloonmug. the method where when you have sex, you put a blown up balloon between you and your sex mate and hump hard till it pops. a sexy way to create porn.
john and kate humped so hard while using the balloon method that the following morning, pieces of the balloon were everywhere
by secretkeeper1999 February 22, 2011
Get the the balloon methodmug. When you are giving head but you're blowing really hard like you're inflating a balloon and nothing is happening because that's clearly not the proper technique.
by RichardBalloon May 9, 2015
Get the Dick Balloonmug. by Bigboynate April 27, 2020
Get the Balloon boobiesmug. A minor problem solved in the wake of a much bigger problem. Comes from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Rock Bottom."
"I found that CD you were looking for!"
"Well that solves my Balloon Problem, but I still can't get my car to start!"
"Well that solves my Balloon Problem, but I still can't get my car to start!"
by That_Madachod February 4, 2022
Get the Balloon Problemmug. An intense sex act involving anal sex with a condom. The condom gets stuck in the anal cavity. At this point, the man chokes the girl while pressing on her stomach causing her to fart and expand the balloon out of her anus like a balloon. The man then pops the condom like a balloon and orgasms. Particularly popular for those with a balloon fetish.
by chicken balloning June 27, 2014
Get the chicken ballooningmug. by Sexydimma February 5, 2023
Get the Balloon-gatemug.