Shoulder-rings

A version of earrings made by your shoulders. This is when you are so wound up and uptight that your shoulders will not relax and fall to their natural level. So therefore you have shoulder earrings!

Are you gonna wear hoop earrings or your shoulder-rings tonight? You gots to chill.

by fuckyoubuddy October 29, 2011

Shoulder breaker

(adj) (n)

a. In the act of dancing so hard you nearly break your shoulder or you already broke it afterwards.

b. Anything worth breaking your shoulder for in admiration.

a. I bopped to Britney Spears so hard I nearly broke my damn shoulder, her iconic songs are shoulder breakers I swear.

b.Tom Holland is a shoulder breaker AAAAhhhHhhHH💗💗💗💖💖💗❤️❤️💝

by Some boredass bitch lmao September 6, 2018

Shoulder Touch

The “Shoulder Touch” is a flirty action, scientifically proven as Aaron said. You put your hand on a woman’s shoulder and seductively say “Hey”.

“You know about the shoulder touch?”
“Of course I do, but uhh tell me anyway.”
“Tomorrow, find that girl, and walk up to her and be like: Hey.”
“You serious Uncle Aaron?”
“I’m telling you man it’s science.”

by zestyfr July 9, 2023

brown shoulders

Someone who is way beyond brown-nosing. When an employee's nose is so far up the boss' ass, his shoulders get browned.

I thought terry the receptionist was a brown-nosing git. Then I heard he took the boss' dog to the groomer on his own lunch break and bought it a new collar with his own money. Brown shoulders!

by Yugemos September 23, 2013

Shoulder Plow

Using your shoulder to absolutely obliterate someone into the ground.

A: " shut up, stop fucking around"

B: " Bitch shut the fuck up before I shoulder plow your bitch ass"

by Burnsyyy May 31, 2016

Alien shoulders

When one has a low enough body fat percentage and enough shoulder muscle that you can see the individual muscle fibers

“Look at Jack’s alien shoulders!! Jack has such a low body fat percentage we can see his muscle fibers”

by niks_1 September 20, 2023

Muppet shoulders

Swinging ones entire upper torso in order to look in a direction.

Pete had Muppet shoulders when his name was called from across the room.

by Waffle Supreme September 2, 2020