Worse than a blonde moment, a temporary lapse of brain cell function where all conceptions of tine and reality disappear
I made plans a month ago with my friend, and just remembered that those plans are right now, oops I had a Norman moment
by StonerwallJaxsun July 10, 2024
by CoxyShagger234 November 22, 2021
sexy girl whose soulmate is usally a Ben or Ryder Kylee Norman is the Best girlfriend ever and a guys love She does her schoolwork and has 3 AMAZING BESTIES
She is such a Kylee Norman
by K norman May 19, 2022
u are kylee norman
by lkfndknkjnvjdf May 19, 2022
by NaughtyAmericaCEO July 17, 2024
She is the most gorgeous person you will ever meet. They normally have very pretty eyes, the ones you don’t notice straight away and blonde hair. Normally they are a normal person but they can be very dangerous and isn’t scared of getting into a bit of fight. She will pick things up quick and be the best at it in no time. She cares a lot about herself and not so much others and they have a lot of self confidence but very little empathy so basically they are the most bad bitch people you will meet.
Boy 1 - “ Omg did you hear Ella Norman beat up some girl yesterday for flirting with her man”.
Boy 2 - “ Yeah i saw she punched me to for telling her she’s trash at punching”.
Boy 2 - “ Yeah i saw she punched me to for telling her she’s trash at punching”.
by A little child that’s not litt January 13, 2021
Normanitis is a very rare and dangerous disease that can’t be understood to scientists and you need to fully understand anyone u know who suffers with Normanitis because if u catch them in the wrong mood they will accidentally break everything including themselves.
They are either always extremely hyper and will run and jump around on everything and ask you to be an obstacle in a corse they have made or they will make you race them just so they can prove they are superior and when in this mood you should be very cautious as they will break everything not on purpose for example smashing TVs or burning down microwaves they should not be trusted alone anywhere in this mood because nothing and nobody will survive
The second mood affiliated with Normanitis is sad they will overthink everything and never sleep just in case somebody needs them as well doesn’t stop singing even when asked not too it’s not possible to stop and lays on the floor with a blue light on listening to justice wrld and has and average of 0-5 hours sleep a week this mood is caused by a large array of things:
-someone insults something they love
-someone is upset at them
-thinks that everyone hates them
-thinks of something sad and doesn’t stop thinking about it
Etc.
Perks of Noormanitis:
-At least 6ft
-would fight Mike Tyson for friends
-tries to give usefull advise
-always checks up on friends
-has at least 2 short blond friends at once
They are either always extremely hyper and will run and jump around on everything and ask you to be an obstacle in a corse they have made or they will make you race them just so they can prove they are superior and when in this mood you should be very cautious as they will break everything not on purpose for example smashing TVs or burning down microwaves they should not be trusted alone anywhere in this mood because nothing and nobody will survive
The second mood affiliated with Normanitis is sad they will overthink everything and never sleep just in case somebody needs them as well doesn’t stop singing even when asked not too it’s not possible to stop and lays on the floor with a blue light on listening to justice wrld and has and average of 0-5 hours sleep a week this mood is caused by a large array of things:
-someone insults something they love
-someone is upset at them
-thinks that everyone hates them
-thinks of something sad and doesn’t stop thinking about it
Etc.
Perks of Noormanitis:
-At least 6ft
-would fight Mike Tyson for friends
-tries to give usefull advise
-always checks up on friends
-has at least 2 short blond friends at once
by OWrLD January 20, 2021