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Crate Kicker

Someone that purposely goes out of their way to make another feel like they have no reason to be here.
It would be quicker to hire a crate kicker.
You can count on me to kick your crate mate!
When in doubt kick a crate out!
Mate have you tried the crate fish?
Life can be great if you just kick a crate.
Who needs mates when you can kick crates!
Crate's R Us.
Come down to your local rec centre to get lessons in crate kicking.
When your feeling low give us a call we will kick that crate from under you no questions asked.
Hire a mate to kick your crate! But only if you want it!
If you've been getting alot of hate, we'll kick your crate!
by Bootlugger June 23, 2024
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kicker consultant

A self-proclaimed, dominator of the kicker (K) position in the world of fantasy football. One who is far superior in the skilled craft of monster leg spotting.
“I can’t belive ya’ll are so jealous of my kicker this year. Listen to yourselves. That’s how I know I dominated the league this year. I may as well be a kicker consultant” - Justin P
by Shadwims December 20, 2017
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tire kicker

A person in the dating world that is too indecisive to make a commitment. They want to try you out, for a little too long, before making a commitment. Dating a tire kicker is a waste of time.
So I dated a guy for eight months before he said he wasn't ready for a relationship! Um, it sorta feels like we're in a relationships. Apparently, he just wanted to kill eight months with me before moving on to the next one. It was a waste of time.. What a tire kicker!
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
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The Face Kicker

The face kicker is a shot of alcohol with a bump of ketamine in it. The k and booze mix in the stomach and hit so hard its like being kicked in the face
Adam is doing the face kicker again. I'm surprised he can still stand
by ekul merlini February 24, 2008
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Kicker

Slang used is sexual intercourse when the woman is getting close to orgasm and the man pulls out of her vagina and puts his penis in her but sending her into a wildly intense orgasm.
Jane was enjoying her man and then the kicker sent her over the top
by Let's go Brandon November 12, 2021
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Cunny Kicker

A nick name given to a person who is known to kick females in the V and does not give a fuck about the person he or she has kicked.
Victom: Owww what is wrong with you.

Cunny Kicker: you pulled my hair

Victom: fucken Cunny Kicker
by Call The Popo I Dare You June 7, 2016
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