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Jefferson Desir

He teach da math, but is he good? Find out next episode on DRAGON BALL Z
Yo man this math teacher is wack, i aint learn shit he a real Jefferson Desir if you ask mee
by succgod October 28, 2019
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Jefferson

A young talented boy that is very handsome person all the girls love him. He’s 6,1 very tall man.
Person1 Zamn is that daddy jefferson?
Person2 OMG it is 😻
by Yodaddynutz November 22, 2021
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louis jefferson

he is a bitch
me : hey whore
Louis jefferson : heyy
by anonymous September 25, 2021
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Jefferson

An annoying customer service worker here at urban dictionary who never senders your questions
Oh jefferson, yeah I asked him a question, and he just ignored me
by Alice Degenres October 30, 2019
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Jefferson

I love you Jefferson so much I love how you make me feel sometimes you know I cry sometimes and get mad but it’s all because I love you. I love how u say “wuv” just like me and you say stuff that makes me laugh and I love when you call me mamas and mommy I miss you. your asleep right now but I miss you and I’m excited to see u soon.
I love Jefferson
by Kiittyyycatmeow August 3, 2024
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Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020
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Jefferson

The attractive person.he’s very the right perfect man who does anything, likes doing sports (soccer and football) . Can get any girl if he wanted too. Smart intelligent person who cares for others and is very educated.
Omg is that Jefferson
by Beaner2.0 November 22, 2021
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